I decided it was time to monkey with the format a little. This required about two hours of dicking around before I decided it was passable. In the end, I realized that no matter how little knowledge I have of computers, I am a gigantic nerd. Case in point:
My new background is the Drustan Nebula, the plural of nebula is nebulae, and I think it’s funny that the Oxford comma keeps JFK and Stalin from becoming strippers. Observe:
See what I mean? By the way, if you laughed at this joke, YOU ARE ALSO A NERD.
P.S. WHy does STALIN have to be the one with the tassles? Yeck!